The other day I tried to summon snow by layering myself in white clothing. Well, I am happy to say that it worked, and it is now revealed to the world that I am, indeed, a witch. I can hear some of you now yelling "CALLED IT! Told you she was a witch." I can also hear someone correcting one of you, "No, you said she's a bitch." I try not to be, I swear!
I wrote a little essay today about my approach to fashion, if you would like to read what I really think about getting dressed.